« Why don't you post new things, you lazy and cruel post hero? — I'm angry. — But why? — I'm waiting for reaching 100 hits before going back to blogging. — You cannot do that, you just can't! — Why? — Because the future depends on your next post. — The future of what? — Irn, Japn, Maoc, Isral, Frace, Britan, Span, and many other cuntries. — I don't believe in cuntries anymore so I do wait. »