Since my career as a radio singer has stopped, I had to redirect quickly to a new activity. This time I've chosen to run F1 cars in lettuce fields. Some of you who like to eat lettuce will rave but I've never damaged any lettuce, even in the shapest bends. This is the result of hours of practice in front of my Mattel Auto Race handheld. Car race in lettuce racetracks is not dangerous; if you're making unintentionnal somersaults, being threwn out of the car, the lettuce leaf welcomes you with une grande douceur. This is why I've decided to not eat any green anymore; call me a carnaterian if you want.